The Candy Man Can Cuz He Mixes It With Love And Makes The World Taste Good.

Life is but a dream.

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:19:46 GMT

Jack Johnson is a bad ass.

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:06:50 GMT

Steve Erwin died today from getting stung by a stingray. You'll be missed crazy Australian man.

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:47:48 GMT

Economics is fucked up...but I kind of like it...

I guess I dislocated my shoulder. Whoops.

On the road again...

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:37:00 GMT

Pee-Wee's Playhouse is waaaaaaaaaaaaayyy fucked up!

Hhhheeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 20:15:20 GMT

I have a girlfriend (sort of) and we're playing our first gig tonight. The only thing that could make this day sweeter is a trip to King's Island(roller coaster park in Cincinati)...

This should be fun.

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:09:35 GMT

On my way to Bonnaroo.

First Ann Arbor...

I've just had the best day of my entire life.

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:52:28 GMT

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

JOE'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!...

McDonalds...

BAMMMMM BITCH!!!!!!

Sean's House...

THE FUCKING MALL!!!!!!!!.............

HOT CHICKS!!!!!

Walking around...

Kevin's house...

Graveyard...

Jamming...

MORE HOT CHICKS!!!!!....

Sean's with beer...

Greg's house...

Home...

...bed?

What a great way to spend a "Who gives a fuck Friday".

"Why the fuck not?" <-My new quote!

If you've all been wondering what my password is it's...

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:47:49 GMT

floccinaucinihilipilification (FLOK-si-NO-si-NY-HIL-i-PIL-i-fi-KAY-shuhn) noun

Estimating something as worthless.

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:04:24 GMT

:: how nintendo are you? ::

Pet Sounds is Brian Wilson freaking out...

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:58:39 GMT

I figured something out tonight.
Humans have 6 senses...

1. Sight
2. Smell
3. Taste
4. Touch
5. Listen
6. Thought

Jeff will appreciate this.

I want to smash a beer can against my face and break my nose.

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:13:17 GMT

The Bible is now available on DVD...just to let you know.

"The impact of seeing The Bible on DVD"

God why can't I find the remote?

The best of the 80's "80's Gold" box set is on!!!!! 138 songs!!!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Blondie is hot though......

Why is Rachael Ray so hot?

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:52:16 GMT

I'm hungry for ice cream but I don't feel like getting any. Now there's a commercial on the Food Channel about the greatness of ice cream.

So why is Rachael Ray so hot? And she can cook!! Boom my dream woman!

After the summer is over before school starts I think I might find Route 66 and just see where it goes...why not? If you are interested let me know.

So we have 4 songs written.

Mr. Vegas
Till The Day I Die
Saturday Night
I've Got What you Need

I want to write more but I don't feel like doing anything. But I want to do something...

...I don't know.

¿¡¿Fuck today, it sucked pretty creepily?!?

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:28:20 GMT

What if I can get to tomorrow quicker than you?
I'd be younger too...
But I'd have missed today...
I could hear about the highlights...
You can write me the history book...
I'll take it, gimme some tomorrow today.

I wonder if I could be an exchange student(like Whitney) my first semester of college. Get out of this fucking screwed up nation of whackos.

Sat, 27 May 2006 07:23:02 GMT

U2 is playing with Mary J Blige and Ted Nugent is making a "super-group" on VH1 for a TV show. Either the world is over or today is the day music is completely dead. Sorry Mozart somebody had to run it over and it looks like it's gonna be me.

Anime is just Japanese cartoons making fun of Americans.

Sat, 27 May 2006 07:09:32 GMT

Why does Sally have a cow on her head?

Japanese people shouldn't play american music.

Why does Sally sing of the Moon? Moon, moon, moon?

If I killed myself right now it would be because everything makes too much sense.

Fri, 26 May 2006 04:49:27 GMT

"Eric Clapton was banned from driving in France and had his British license confiscated after being clocked driving at 216 kilometres-per-hour on a French motorway."

Sorry but that's just bad ass.

Fort Myers was too much fun, too bad I was only there for 3 days. There will always be a next time. Beach is always fun.

I need to sleep 8 hours of jamming today leaves a man tired plus I have to work at 10 which is lame. Need that money though.

Tue, 16 May 2006 13:53:31 GMT

"I once again find myself being strangled by the phonics monkey."<-That sums up last weekend.

I'm flying to Florida tomorrow to help pit crew a sports car race in homestead!!! I don't know when I'll be in Fort Myers though. Probably monday tuesday but it might also be saturday. We'll see.

Has anyone heard the new Red Hot Chili Peppers album?

What is the American Dream?

Fri, 12 May 2006 20:44:38 GMT

Going to Ohio University again. I'll meet you there.

Is it considered a hate crime if you beat up a homosexual for being a dumbass?

"What are you dreaming about?"

WAIT NO WE DON"T?

Fri, 12 May 2006 06:05:44 GMT

Women make my car go beep especially when I need gas money?

"See you next summer guy!!!" -Management

"Okay man, have fun in the Bahamas". -Me

WE HAVE A DRUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 12 May 2006 05:29:41 GMT

I'm a political man, and I practice what I preach!!!
But Oh !!!!I'm So Glad!!!!
Can I show you what my politics are?

I support the left but I'm leaning to the right.
I support the left but I'm leaning to the right.
But I always win when it comes to a fight.

Wed, 10 May 2006 05:43:20 GMT

Canadian Tequila!!!!!! Or whatever the fuck we are...

So within 2 days we have 3 full bad ass songs and 3 almost done songs. All we need to do is move the new organ and get Tucker's ass to jam with us.

If we do get the practice space downtown will we turn into junkies? Maybe we can just grow meth and call it even.

See you next summer guys.

We need a new PA.

Mon, 08 May 2006 07:16:45 GMT

Wow I think there is only one way to start off summer and that's gettting extremely retarded and sliding the knobs of the amps to 11.

3 guitar attacks do work. But fishleg doesn't.

We need piano and and chimpanzee named Gram Cracker.

Rocking out a bunch of old hippies.

Mon, 01 May 2006 16:18:46 GMT

This should be interesting.

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 19:56:13 GMT

First time playing out with the band in T minus 1 hour.

Is cat meat edible?

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:05:16 GMT

[Lose all expectations.

Trust me it'll be a good thing]

So now John Mayer has gone bad ass they are now looking for shmucks to replace him. John you better save us real soon because this music can't be any better on heroin without you.